Sometimes, people like making things look like a penises for everyone's amusement. Reddit user petabread91 posted an image of an eggplant that looks an awful lot like what the eggplant emoji has come to represent in text messages, and it didn't even need anything done to it. This eggplant came into the world looking just like this:

Maybe it just went swimming.

It has some pepper cousins:

Maybe it also just went swimming.
Small, but trying really hard.


Uncircumcised pepper.
Sources: Imgur