It's nice to hear "happy holidays" from friends, family, and strangers alike around this time of year, but not everyone needs to get in on this feel-good fuzziness. The Federal Bureau of Investigation comes to mind, for one.

But sure, we won't begrudge a message of good cheer from the FBI. Right?

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Good god. What is that? Why is it? What in the world is happening here? Just how did nobody manage to stop it in time? And can the FBI be saved?

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Ouch. Still, it's better than the CIA's holiday greeting.

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Some people just have no Christmas spirit at all.