5. Whoever organized this event - If there's anything you wouldn't expect to find at an Easter egg hunt, aside from "fun," it's a live World War 2 hand grenade. And yet, a three-year-old child was found standing right on top of one yesterday in the UK. Luckily he was taken to safety, but from now on organizers should really either scan the field for explosives beforehand or send out only the most annoying children first.
4. This about-to-be-yogurt-covered journalist - When the news you're reporting ranges from "we're f**ked" to "we're seriously f**ked," you're not exactly going to win over the hearts and minds of your viewing audience. What you will win, according to these Greek protesters, is a face full of foul-smelling food and the depressing realization that no matter what else you accomplish in your journalism career, this is what the world will remember you for.