It's Friday the 13th, the best unofficial holiday with a name from a beloved film franchise since last week's May the Fourth Be With You. For notorious villain Jason Voorhees, it's a day to machete up and slay, and for everyone else, a day to feel super superstitious.

Almost as scary as your own morning commute.

Don't play limbo under open ladders, steer clear of any black cats, and definitely don't go defiantly punching mirrors like you're in a P!nk video, because today, the calendar is out to get you.

Stay safe, and maybe save your pick-up road hockey game for tomorrow.