Feel cheated by your university? Try selling your entire educational experience on Ebay.

Ugh, Florida State? No thanks. (via Ebay)

Stephanie Ritter came away from her time at Florida State University older, wiser and $40,000 dollars in debt. She also had a degree in theater. How has this set her up on her path through life? This is what she told BuzzFeed News:

“I thought, 'this piece of paper has so much worth to so many people, but for a theater major, it couldn’t mean less.' I’m doing the exact same things and probably getting paid the exact same amount as people that dropped out halfway through freshman year, except I’m still $40,000 in debt and they’re, well, not.”

Does not include shipping. (via Ebay)

If someone purchases her receipt of sale on an education for $50,000, it will cover her debt and leave her with $10,000 to spare. Think how many headshots that will cover! And the buyer won't just be getting a useless piece of paper. The purchase also includes this very detailed list of perks:

Sources: Ebay | h/t BuzzFeed News