Don't be fooled, kids. The world doesn't work like this.
Call us cynical, but Tim's dead now. He just is. When you leave your facebook logged in on a public computer, the best you can hope for is that the person posting the fake "I'm gay" status on your profile doesn't get too graphic with his language. You do not get hit on by a cute girl who you already know is gadget-compatible with you since she's at the Apple store. It's hard to commit to a relationship where your iPhone text bubbles will never turn blue because she's on a Droid. Things just don't work out this well. She's a murderer. Tim's dead now. Mourn him.