Wish we could say "I can't call it!" when OK Cupid asks us our age.
As far as we can tell, Jesus tried to murder a woman and this delightful, homeless hitchiker — who happened to be in possession of a hatchet because why not — saved the day with three smashes, though one of them probably qualifies more as a saaa-mash! The ultimate message is we all deserve respect, whether you're a regular Jesus or the murdering kind. Watch the video, and to everyone on the side of the highway waiting for a ride, have a happy and safe Tuesday.