Excellent advice. Your Twitter and Facebook accounts are supposed to completely control your life, not end it. While we're on the subject, don't try to become mayor of the fire stairs on Foursquare either. It's dangerous, and you'll never knock FireStairsLeslie off that throne. We just want you to live a long, happy social networking life until you obliviously step in front of a speeding bus while playing Angry Birds on your phone.

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