Believe it or not, that Rapture crap is happening again. After Harold Camping's last Rapture prediction was proven to be nothing more than a wildly lucrative senior moment, Camping announced that he simply forgot to carry the one, and the real rapture is actually supposed to happen today. We wanted to see if his theories might be backed up by our favorite source of bombastic religious hysteria, church lawn marquees. Unfortunately, most of the country's churches have chosen to withhold comment. So we decided to do the commenting for them.