If you think it's impossible to find your soul mate, then maybe you're being too picky. Have you even tried dating someone who's not a human? It sounds strange, but some people claim they've found true love with inanimate objects. After crashing and burning on Tinder, dating inanimate objects doesn't really sound all that bad. At least you always get to be the one who picks what to watch on Netflix.
1. The man who fell in love with a VW Bug named Vanilla.
Edward Smith claims he's a “mechaphile,” aka someone who gets horny for planes, trains, and automobiles. Smith brags he's had over 1,000 sexual partners, but only one of them was human. This onetime automobile-slut has recently stopped sticking it in anything with a motor and now enjoys a committed relationship with a VW Beetle named Vanilla. He's got a couple rides on the side, but players gonna play.