Malia Obama, the 18-year-old daughter of President Barack Obama, was allegedly caught smoking a joint at Lollapalooza in August, and now she's been photographed wearing a "Smoking kills" T-shirt while sitting near a bong.

True, the bong was not in use in the picture, which was reportedly taken at a house party in Philadelphia, but that didn't stop the nation from freaking out, because omg pot!

Malia Obonga! PerezHilton.com/BarackObama #MaliaObama

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HOLY SH*T A BONG! A BONG FOR DRUGS!

Good luck to Malia making it through college with everyone ready to lose their minds any time she's in the vicinity of a bong.

Some colleges students are actually made of bongs.

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