Dead girls are the best because they aren't clingy.


Nothing sucks more than having your girlfriend die only to find out she never existed in the first place but was instead an elaborate hoax concocted by your friend (and just maybe by you, too) to make you play better and get national fame. Nothing except finding out your fake dead ex is ready to date again! Lennay Kekua is back on the scene and looking to find someone (preferably an athlete) to woo, to love, and to eventually spur to greatness with her tragic demise. Take a look and see if you're compatible enough to be the next poor sap this beautiful fiction latches on to.