We assume this suggestive headline was an accident, much like having an overweight rock star's illegitimate love child. Either way, we really don't want to know what Meat Loaf does with his meat loaf. We've just had too much history with the guy. Sure, one moment you're in Paradise By the Dashboard Light, but the next he's gone like a Bat Out of Hell, leaving nothing but a couple of tissues and a complimentary "I Got Sweat On By Meat Loaf" T-shirt.

Sources: Reddit