"Bro, how can you not see me?! I'm standing on top of a trash can!"
They do it in public. They do it in the bathroom. They do it from thousands of miles away, and they also do it from 6 inches away; they are the texters. The people who are constantly communicating with someone, somewhere about something, anything, just as long as it doesn't involve eye contact, vocalization and polite behavior — and regardless of whether they're endangering lives by texting. We have collected here some of the worst constant texters ever uploaded to the Internet. If you see something, take a picture of it and load it to the Internet. For some reason it's still our best method of policing what remains of polite behavior.
"LOL whatevs, YOLO!" - You're Only Limber Once
"U see ne1 drownin?" "No, u?" "Nope. Sweet. BRB, words with friends." "K cool, thx."