Pubes are usually worn under your dress, not on top of it—but not according to dress designer and mother-of-two Sarah Louise Bryan. Bryan made a bra and skirt combo largely out of pubic hair (and some head hair, as she notes on her Facebook), and the whole hairy thing took about six months to make. You may be thinking, "How did she get enough pubic hair to construct a dress in just half a year?" Well she didn't grow all that vag hair by herself, that would be crazy! She did the sane thing and asked strangers for pube donations. Duh.

Wow, so many colors...
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According to The Mirror, Bryan created the ensemble because she wanted to top Lady Gaga's meat dress in weirdness. Well congrats Sarah, you did it.

Designer Makes A Dress Out Of Pubic Hair | MTV News

NO WORDS! Sarah Louise Bryan asked for people's hair from down there to make herself an outfit!

Posted by MTV UK on Wednesday, July 6, 2016

Bryan did say she struggled with the construction of the dress, and that she would often start gagging as she was making it because of how many pubes she would end up inhaling (you probably gagged just reading that). Eventually she resorted to using a mask, which was the most sane decision in the whole process. She said, "I set to work with my eye mask, breathing mask and thickest gloves I could find, because who wants to eat pubic hair?"

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