When Redditor DentalDan23 (of course there were already 22 Dental Dans on Reddit)'s friend left her purse in an Uber, it turned out that her purse was having more fun without her.
She got her phone back the next day, only to find pictures on her missing phone worthy of Pee-wee's Playhouse
"Friend left her purse in an Uber on NYE. Found some interesting pictures on her phone when she retrieved it the following day," DentalDan23 wrote.
The commenters were in awe.
"To whomever did this: if you are female, will you marry me. If you are male, can we grab a beer sometime. It's on me, you glorious bastard!" Dougholes wrote.
We haven't heard from Paul Reubens in awhile...maybe Pee-wee Herman was the Uber driver?