Rahmen Emanuel, The Next Mayor of Chicago

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Today it was disclosed that Rahm Emanuel, the front-runner for mayor of Chicago, doesn't meet residency requirements. And now he plans to appeal. One strategic suggestion: grow a head of hair out of delicious, inexpensive noodles, as gloriously displayed by a new blog called Rahmen Emanuel. The Illinois Supreme Court will never see it coming — and will be impressed with his glaring show of empathy for people less fortunate than him. (Via BuzzFeed)

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