After a serious assault took place, British police sent out a map of the assailant's possible location in the hopes to find a witness that could put him in jail. That map had a strikingly familiar shape.

Conveniently located near "Stoke Bishop." COINCIDENCE?

Ok so, that's a penis. And, according to one tweeter, it was a "giant red one." Ugh, the best kind.

Avon and Somerset Police take all inquiries seriously, and responded in kind.

So awesome they have free health care in England. In an effort not to cock it up again, police decided to heal their map, and changed it to this more healthy and ambiguous shape: