Whether you're in your post-college years or in your mid-forties and sleeping in your old room at your parents' house, the roommate situation is a hotbed of hostility and spoiled-food-borne illness. Eventually, the unwashed dishes and random pubic hair discoveries become too much to bear, and accusations and apologies are exchanged in pointed, often wonderfully clever notes. Here are some of our favorites that reveal way too much about the gross ways in which non-sex-having humans tend to co-habitate.

Every apartment should come with this.
True friendship.
The best way to avoid doing chores.
Ayyyy lmao.