Okay, guys, now an incriminating one!
From the annals of stupid teen criminals comes this gem: after stealing a woman's credit card from a movie theater in Crofton, MD, a group of teens used her card to buy movie tickets (probably to The Purge or something equally reprehensible). They then hopped in a photo booth and took a series of photos that are unlikely to endear them to any judge, specially since the stolen credit card also jumped in for a few shots. On the plus side, they look like they are having an amazing summer. We miss being young.