But how else will Jake make new friends like you? (Via)
When someone takes over your Facebook account, do they take over your soul? No, of course they don't because souls aren't real. But Facebook is, and there's nothing more embarrassing than when someone steals your password and posts a pornographic status update in your name for all your nearly-forgotten high school acquaintances and distant cousins to read. Take a lesson from these poor victims of status-tory "frape." Strengthen that password and lock it up tight if you don't want to end up being humiliated in front of all 1600 of your "friends" in a hilariously entertaining manner.
Let's just say Ashley ate some mouse boogers and call it a day. (Via)
Great advice, friend. "Have you considered sabotaging your relationship over a lie?" (Via)