10 Thanksgiving turkeys even more dysfunctional than your relatives.
Turkey That's Planning To Eat You For Dinner
Thanksgiving is almost here again, which means it's time to force conversation with creepy loved ones in between hiding in your childhood room for depression-fueled naps. We've recently discovered that turkeys themselves are getting even scarier than those weirdos you'll be painstakingly reconnecting with. Perhaps thinking of these deeply disturbed birds during your holiday will help put your human kin in perspective. Make sure to let us know of any others you see around the Web or, if you're feeling especially nuts, make your own and send a photo to firstname.lastname@example.org!
Turkey That Craps With The Door Open
Awkwardly Overdressed Turkey
Morbidly Obese Turkey
Turkey That Puts The Lotion In The Basket
Turkey With Terrible, Terrible Parents
Turkey With Debilitating Bacon Envy
Turkey That Got Beat Up A Lot By Other Turkeys