Selfies are annoying. We all know that. But some of them are way beyond the pale. People are taking them in front of horrific tragedies, in front of the homeless, and in front of unflushed toilets. But you and I know those are not the worst. Here are 8 kinds of terrible, no-good, awful, just plain bad, bad, bad selfies that we will no longer tolerate on the Internet.
1. The Sexy Underwear Selfie
Yeah, we've seen people in sexy underwear. They're called models, and in rare cases, "exes." This is a "selfie." That means we want to see your "self." Your real self. Granny panties. Granny bras. Tightie-whities. Spanx. Granny garters. Grandpa jocks. That's what the Internet wants.
2. The Selfie Taken From Your Steering Wheel
Taking a selfie while driving is very dangerous. At least make it worth it by twisting around in your seat and getting the speedometer in the background. Jeez.
3. The Bed Selfie
You just woke up? It better be in an ice-filled bathtub with a mysterious #NoFilter scar across your tummy, or else you just got unfollowed.