Alexander, please forward us the information of this woman who dumped you as she might be our ideal. We assumed no one could ever match our talent for passive-aggressive behavior, until now. Sure, we've ended relationships on Facebook, but to be so afraid of confrontation that she waited until you were under sedation before she finally chose "Block" form the dropdown, that's a special lady. Was she trying to get a headstart before leaving town? It's not like you're going to chase after her, because as Bobbyjoe so helpfully chimes in at the end, this surgery is probably going to be your undoing anyhow.