The Texting Hat makes it look like you're engaged when you're actually looking at your phone, because texts are better than real people.

Great idea! (via Texting Hat)

Are you nostalgic for the time when people in the room with you actually made eye contact and spoke to you face-to-face? Well, I have some good news and some bad news. Bad news first: Technology is forcing us all to become human shells who will never be able to properly socialize in person again. But the good news is that we can pretend that's not happening and ignore the decline of the human race, thanks to the new Texting Hat!

The satirical Texting Hat site even includes a graphic instruction for how to make your own:

Ignoring your loved ones is just that easy! (via Texting Hat)

And the Texting Hat has more uses than just ignoring people while texting. You could use it to look engaged in a meeting when you're actually doodling apple penises, read a magazine while pretending to listen to your child complain about getting bullied in school, or to simply pull a Homer and go to sleep.


Sources: h/t Dangerous Minds | Texting Hat