On Thursday, an airline passenger named Laura Henry who traveled from Newark to San Francisco claimed an United Airlines employee did something more than just handle her baggage: they opened her luggage and took a big ‘ol piss in it.

United Airlines has said that none of its highly respectable workers would have done something that disgusting. But according to TMZ, the airline bought brand-new luggage for the rightfully frustrated passenger to make up for a mystery employee's potential misdeed.


According to Henry, the smell of urine wafted out from the luggage as she opened it. She then saw putrid-yellow stains on her clothes and on the lining of the luggage. Surprisingly, however, Henry managed to get rid of the stains "after a few washes," the New York Post wrote.


Keep your luggage close frequent flyers, as this culprit with a seemingly uncontrollable bladder has not yet been found.