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When redditor rshangale texted his Halloween-costumed friend last night to see how he was doing, this is the response he got back. Great, now we're even outsourcing our drunk texting jobs to China. Next they'll be leaving slurred, unwanted voicemails for our ex-girlfriends; posting our intoxicated, typo-filled late-night Facebook statuses; and calling in sick to work for us when we're hungover the next day. Actually, we're totally fine with that last one.

Sources: Reddit