We'd like to start off by verbally giving the finger to anyone who points out that this gem is a few years old. We'd never seen it, probably because we've been having non-stop illicit sex with Sheila to help her get over the pain of a stalled automobile. In any case, we admire John's response but know it isn't real. If it were, he would have also asked for the name of the 19-year-old homewrecker in order to creepily Facebook-stalk her photos.
[ Via LolSnaps]