Jasminka Velkovska was undergoing surgery three-years-ago in Skopje, Macedonia when, in an effort to remove cancer from her colon, they reattached it to her vagina.

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How does a doctor let that happen? Did they think they were performing surgery on a chicken?

While I was recovering, doctors came and asked me if I was passing gas, and I said yes, but it’s coming out of my vagina. They told me that it would soon pass and I would be ok, but stuff had started to come out of my vagina and I was feeling scared and it was all very unpleasant.

She complained that she was farting out of her vagina and they told her it would pass? That pun better not have been intentional.

Doctors eventually agreed to perform an x-ray (images at the Daily Mail) and yep, her colon was connected to her vag. Plus, they still hadn't removed the carcinoma.

How does a doctor even deliver that kind of news? I'm sorry, you still have cancer, and we randomly connected your tubes like a habitrail. Here's a bunch of cranberry pills.

To add insult to vaganus, the hospital only agreed to compensate her for about $33,500, and then reportedly "refused to pay the entire total." According to the Daily Mail, she will sue the hospital if she doesn't get the entire total.

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