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And by that he means, "I am a person who is full of people." Recently arrested cannibal murderer and former porn actor Luke Rocco Magnotta made that statement back in 2007 to "Naked News," a news program that tackles the top stories with their genitals exposed (watch their Katrina coverage, it puts Anderson Cooper to shame). Magnotta was referring to his work as a high-end escort who got to travel around the world meeting delicious influential new people. If a suspected murderer is the new "people person," Magnotta's statement could make shy people more attractive, turning shyness into something less about social awkwardness and more about "I won't mail your feet to a government official in Ontario."

Sources: CNN