It's Mother's Day, and people are apologizing to their moms via #sorrymom on Twitter.
Didn't know I could do this bad in school #sorrymom
— allegra lynch (@legscommalynch) May 4, 2015
We are all a bunch of monsters and our mothers still love us. Keep apologizing for the horrible things you put your mother through, because you know you're just going to keep acting like an idiot. And she will always forgive you. Please remember to say you're sorry in real life, too, not just online.
Here are the best #sorrymom tweets I had time to find before calling my mom today:
Accidentally came home to relax the day before Mother's Day and now I have to pretend this was the plan all along #SorryMom
— Katla McGlynn (@katlamcglynn) May 10, 2015
#SorryMom that I got you a cell phone and made the number 867-5309.
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) May 10, 2015
#SorryMom I had to block you.
— Marcoe Polo (@Marcoe_Polo21) May 10, 2015
#SorryMom for asking if I could borrow a sweater for Ugly Sweater Day back in high school
— Camizzzle (@camizzzletweets) May 10, 2015
#SorryMom that I missed Mother's Day but I was tweeting mom stuff all weekend, if you followed me you'd have known that.
— Jeff Dwoskin (@bigmacher) May 10, 2015
#SorryMom that I have no children, just a bunch of cats.
— liz (@Ewizubef) May 10, 2015
#SorryMom for all the dead insects you found in my pockets as a child... It should have given you a hint of my future career in forensics
— Judy Melinek M.D. (@drjudymelinek) May 10, 2015
#SorryMom looks like that political science degree didn't work out. I'll be in the basement.
— Huntley (@NotAHuntley) May 10, 2015