NFL PlayMakers just unironically released this completely new NFL action figure at "the high level of detail McFarlane Toys is known for in a 4-inch scale figure." Not remotely referencing Brett Favre's recent Croc-sexting or notoriously small, flaccid penis, the toy is described as having "more than 20 moving parts that allow for complete playability and enable consumers to recreate countless action poses." So don't forget to purchase this gift for a 5-to-7-year-old this holiday season if you're looking to spend the holidays behind bars.


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