While grown men argue about the air in their balls, a very talented woman did a few offhand sketches of them for the records.
No, it's Tom Brady! Courtrooms are only fun these days because they're one of the only places where people still can't really take selfies. Otherwise we'd see Tom Brady with the judge in the background on his Instagram. It's much more fun to rely on the skills and vivid imaginations of sketch artists, and this image is perfect for that. It sparked the Internet's imagination immediately. Daniel Victor of The New York Times even reached out to the artist to ask, "What the hell?":
Just spoke to Jane Rosenberg, the Tom Brady sketch artist. She said "I apologize to Tom Brady for not making him as good-looking as he is."— Daniel Victor (@bydanielvictor) August 12, 2015
Please...don't apologize. This image is the gift that keeps on giving, as the immediate meme-ifcation of it proves:
Tom Brady courtroom sketch is the only meme that matters today. Keep it up, Internet. pic.twitter.com/wcBlcvzmnY— Patrick Hedlund (@patrickhedlund) August 12, 2015