Beardos don't share!

How can she expect him to share his ice cream? He won't even share his face with a mustache! Anyone who argues that the only part of an NBA game that matters is the last few minutes can use this clip from last night's game between the Magic and the Pacers as evidence. A man in the stands got caught on camera, not only sporting a "Lincoln," but enjoying some mint chocolate chip while refusing his to let his way-out-of-his-league girlfriend have any. And thus, "Ice Cream Guy" is all anyone will ever remember from the first half of that game (if anything actually significant happened, please insult our masculinity in the comments). He became an instant TV and internet star, with the commentators themselves doing everything they could to turn him into a meme, as per the delightful Charles Barkley-fied clip below:


Sources: NBA Highlights Clips on Youtube