That, right there, between and above those shoulders. That is a face.
Sure, he can pass, he can shoot, he can dunk, he can do everything you'd ever ask of a player on the court, but can he mug? Tacking up one of the greatest winning streaks of all time might endear you to some, LeBron, but we here on The Internet have higher standards. We don't want to see your game face—we want to see your funny face. Oh, you have one? Well, then. Please, carry on. The Keys to the Internet are yours.