To call Mark Donnelly a professional singer seems like a half-truth. Really, he's more like a professional singer of the Canada's national anthem. He might know some other songs. Okay, I'm sure he knows some other songs. Probably. But the only song he's really known for singing is "Oh Canada." Conservatively speaking, he's probably sang that song before about a bazillion hockey games. If there's a hockey game happening somewhere in Canada, I think he just shows up.
You'd think that at some point, during all those hockey games he's attended, he'd have learned that ice skates work much better on ice than they do on carpet. You'd be wrong:
(by Dennis DiClaudio)