The chickens had their wings frozen in hopes they could someday be brought back to life.
The most embarrassing thing that can happen to any Super Bowl party host is running out of snacks. These two employees at a cold storage facility north of Atlanta made sure that wouldn’t happen to them by stealing 26,000 pounds of chicken wings. Experts calculate that many wings would require $7,500 worth of buffalo sauce and an entire keg full of blue cheese dressing (available at your local Costco). The wings have not been recovered, which has led to massive riots in Atlanta, where people don’t have much else to worry about ever since the Falcons lost.