Worse, they're giving the fish roids to bulk them up.
There’s no easy way to say this. All of the ice fishermen you looked up to as a child may have been using steroids. We know. You hadn’t even considered the possibility before. But that’s what everyone thought about Mark McGwire and Barry Bonds and Lance Armstrong. Well, now we know that ice fishermen are just as susceptible to doping as other totally legitimate athletes, because officials started drug testing at the World Ice Fishing Championships as part of their long-shot bid to join the Winter Olympics. We certainly hope this deters ice fishermen from the temptation of bulking up. You don't want to see someone in a roid rage around raw fish.