Walk softly and carry a stick that's larger than you are.
Vine user Sarah Briggs shared this video of her dog Rohmer carrying a comically oversized stick that, judging by the size of him, Rohmer shouldn't even be able to pick up, let alone run with. If this dog was a weightlifter, he'd be Arnold Schwarzenegger in the Pumping Iron era, minus all of the weird stuff where Arnold plays head games with his competitors. Well, probably. I have no idea if this dog plays head games with other dogs.