Meet Dave, the most lackadaisical man on the planet. You might think Dave should have put a little more thought into his tattoo, but when he's dead and buried the worms that eat his corpse won't be able to read it, let alone tease out its themes, so what's Dave care? Right after Dave got this tattoo, he met a girl in the waiting room of the tattoo parlor and hastily married her. They then went to a bank and took out a 30-year mortgage, then dropped by a college and donated their organs to science because, whatever, nothing's permanent, and Dave just doesn't give a rat's ass.
Sep 19, 2012 @ 2:01pm
Sources: Redditor lexie1596
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