"No, I need the tattoos to go INTO the butt. Not near the butt, not on the butt, IN IT, DAMMIT."


When hundreds of millions of people see the same movie, they're going to have a range of reactions. Some will love it, some will hate it, some will feel like "eh," and others will say "that's it, I'm permanently altering my body to appear more like the fictional aliens in this movie people have already stopped talking about a few years later." This guy is one of those. At least with Arrested Development being re-released, he can maybe try to play it off like he's Tobias and he just didn't finish blueing himself. Or maybe he lives in Alaska and no one will ever know and this is fine. We can only hope.

Sources: Redditor Somegrass