Here's a solid face tattoo tip: If you're going to ruin your chances of ever being employed again, you may want to avoid doing so with the trademarked logo of an energy drink company. Unemployment checks, after all, aren't generally large enough to pay a lawyer defend you in the sure to be landmark federal lawsuit: Monster Energy, Inc. v. Mohawk And White-Trash-Mustache Dude's Face.

Sources: Acidcow