I love you like a deer with one eye loves its human hands. (Via)
We're not cynical about love. We're realistic. Love isn't permanent. It should be allowed to grow, to change, and yes, even to die. The minute you try to pin love down with a matching tattoo of half a heart on your and your lover's left buttock, love senses you're taking it for granted and it starts planning its escape. These couples ignore that love often fades far more quickly than ink. Hopefully they're the lucky ones who will never have to laser off evidence of a bad breakup. If you're still thinking of getting a couples tattoo, you might get some good ideas from this list, but we implore you to please check the current divorce statistics before you and your beloved go under the needle.
We will remember getting tatted up... (Via)
Eventually they'll need a third person to "recharge the batteries." (Via)