How to combine genitalia and an overused catchphrase to make the best worst tattoo in history.
We'll need to live at least two or three times to fully explore the wonders of this design.
Everyone's getting a Yolo tattoo, but I want mine to stand out. When people look at mine I don't just want them to think, "Hey, you only live once." I want them to think, "I'm really glad I only have to live once." Also, I'm a big fan of ejaculating dongs. Okay, work your magic Mr. Tattoo Artist!