This superfan rushed the stage to terrify Adam Levine with an embrace, and he handled it surprisingly well.

@AdamLevine handles that like a pro! Thanks @leximendieta for finding!! #AdamLevine #stayoffstageidiot #thisisntthevoice #hopeyouenjoyedthecarpark
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Yes, a young woman did what we have all dreamed of doing: going for it. It also shows why "going for it" is a terrible idea in the middle of a concert and no celebrity will ever be happy that you "went for it." She looks so stunned as Adam Levine rejects her! They both realize they're in front of thousands of people and then Adam rescues them both, hypnotizing her with those baby blues. He demonstrates a slightly more appropriate gesture. Still pretty inappropriate for the situation, but better.

Close up view:

Wow vc Kirsten #AdamLevine #idiot #maroon5
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After that teenage dream is FINALLY removed by security and probably escorted to the parking lot, Adam explains in the most diplomatic terms why you never, ever, ever f*cking do something like that:

Wow #AdamLevine
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He eventually admits that it was "f*cking weird, right?"

Poor Adam way to end the tour with a cut ear #AdamLevine #maroon5 #stayoffstageidiot
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But he still loves you, sweetheart! Never come back!

Sources: h/t BuzzFeed