Thank you, friend.
Now, one brave pilot in a two-seater has devoted the time, energy, and fuel costs necessary to draw a penis in the sky.
Flightradar24 captured the spectacle outside Kissimee, Florida last night. There's no word yet on who the pilot might be, or why he or she took the time to create this important public service announcement. But we sure do appreciate the visual.
However, if that yellow L-shaped thing is supposed to be a vagina, we're not impressed.