"Person shit"? Honestly, they could have said "birthed."
First Capital Connect, a UK train operating company, accidentally posted this explanation of a train delay, and @zeki_james had the good sense to share it with the world. First Capital apologized:
I'd be offended if I was the person shit by a train, that's for sure.
And I'm assuming they changed it to say the person was actually hit by a train. But the damage was done, in the form of a mental image that will stay with you for the rest of the day. It may, however, lead to a good "would you rather...?" question in the future.
(by Shira Rachel Danan)