"Person shit"? Honestly, they could have said "birthed."

First Capital Connect, a UK train operating company, accidentally posted this explanation of a train delay, and @zeki_james had the good sense to share it with the world. First Capital apologized:


I'd be offended if I was the person shit by a train, that's for sure.

And I'm assuming they changed it to say the person was actually hit by a train. But the damage was done, in the form of a mental image that will stay with you for the rest of the day. It may, however, lead to a good "would you rather...?" question in the future.

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(by Shira Rachel Danan)

Sources: @zeki_james | BuzzFeed