This was the week that spring finally arrived. Baseball is back, Bernie Sanders and Ted Cruz both won upset victories in Wisconsin, and American Idol crowned its final winner. All this, plus jokes about pockets, eggs, millennials, and teaching birds to curse, in the top 39 tweets of the week!
Still don't understand how Facebook picks which trending topics to show pic.twitter.com/Kpe1vLMC5d— Anthony (@nedroid) April 5, 2016
GOD: Let there be women— drewtoothpaste (@drewtoothpaste) April 7, 2016
GOD: But no pockets
GOD: Put your stuff in a bag lol
Benjamin Franklin talks about why he doesn't reply to tweets pic.twitter.com/YAQRFz2n1V— Benedict Fritz (@benedictfritz) April 3, 2016
*calls uber driver*— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) April 6, 2016
[blink 182 voice] where are you