This week, Pokemon Go madness delighted some and enraged others, while Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris feuded bitterly over song lyrics. Tweets on these topics, plus jokes about politics, meditating cats, butt drugs, and more, in the top 42 tweets of the week!
Drop your phone in the toilet? Put it in rice. Now, you have delicious toilet-rice, and no phone to distract you from the flavor— Drew Janda (@drewjanda) July 15, 2016
a magazine called "FOR MEN ONLY" every cover was amazing— Jessi Sheron (@JessiSheron) July 12, 2016
"look away women! the terror of lizards is...FOR MEN ONLY" pic.twitter.com/TH785V9hho
me *in a giant lobster suit*— spacegirl incognito (@iamspacegirl) July 12, 2016
Looks like I'm really in some hot water tonight!
him *turning off the bath*
This was supposed to be romantic.
If you're looking to kill bugs, rats, or children this company is pretty highly rated. pic.twitter.com/ezj5icsabG— NAME NOT FOUND (@JSchabl) July 11, 2016
DOCTOR: it looks like you caught zika— local badboy, (@hippieswordfish) July 9, 2016
ME: *checking my pokedex* no i don't have that one yet