The top 43 non-Christmas tweets of the week, as picked by someone who spends way too much time on Twitter.
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This Friday was Christmas, so the normal end-of-the-week list was replaced by a holiday roundup of all the best Christmas tweets. But these are the best of the rest of the week. Tweeters went off on unseasonable weather, Donald Trump's bizarre vulgar remarks, promising economic news, Making A Murderer marathons, and more! These are the Top 43 (Non-Christmas) tweets of the Week:
"POLICE! OPEN UP!"— Ben (@0point5twins) December 21, 2015
"Well, I guess it all started when my father refused to..."
"The door, Sir. Open up the door."
Humans: Okay, so— Just Jason (@longwall26) December 20, 2015
Dog Negotiator: Yes
Dog Negotiator: Absolutely. We'll do it
Humans: I haven't even
Dog Negotiator: I love you
There were seventeen seconds where we technically had no Miss Universe and the universe was vulnerable to attack.— Mike Scully (@scullymike) December 22, 2015
"What's your name, son?"— josh (@ruinedpicnic) December 22, 2015
"Uhhhh..." [looks at cop's shirt pocket] pic.twitter.com/zhgzInhIAT